May 17, 2004

Eamon VS Frankee

No, not loveable TV presenter Eamon Holmes VS comedic genius Frank Carson in a bare knuckle fist fight to the death (although ITV1 bosses are rumoured not to have totally rejected the idea), but rather Eamon the 19/20 year old singer/songwriter from Staten Island VS Frankee, the no-one knows who the hell she really is, supposedly, though not really ex-girlfriend of Eamon.
Eamon released the charmingly titled 'Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)', which is apparently about one of his ex-girlfriends, and Frankee, claiming to be his ex-girlfriend, (although Eamon says he has never heard of her) replied with the equally charming 'Fuck You Right Back'.
Having heard both of these songs played to death on music TV, curiosity got the better of Kev and me one Sunday morning, and we decided in the name of scientific interest, to listen to the unedited, non-sanitised, explicit versions.
Eamon's effort was fairly weak on the swearing and insult front, although 'Fuck you, you hoe, I dont want you back', is a reasonable effort. Obviously a bad gardening moment for Eamon. He also comes up with 'Ya burnt bitch'. I have to confess that I am unsure of the meaning of this statement, and will have to ask some youths about it. I heard some of them in the street saying that the Eamon record was 'phat', so I guess they should understand the 'burnt bitch' concept.
Frankee, on the other hand, has done a great job with the swearing and insults, and as well as saying 'fuck' in nearly every line, she comes up with such gems as 'I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch', 'You thought you could really make me moan, I had better sex all alone', and my personal favourite, 'I do admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs', which I believe refers to Eamon's aquarium, which apparently contains a range of exotic shellfish. Frankee also claims that 'Your sex was wack', and I was unaware of the meaning of 'wack', until I consulted a dictionary which revealed it meant 'very bad'. No need to ask the youths about that one then.
All in all, Frankee's effort is certainly more pleasing, but Eamon says he is 'not bothered', mainly because Frankee's song uses the same tune (Frankee is obviously too lazy to write her own), and this means that he gets royalties from Frankee's record. Bittersweet irony...

Eamon's words of wisdom

Frankee's words of wisdom

Posted by paul at May 17, 2004 01:33 PM


I think that Eamon and Frankee have got togehter and made money from this and they have made each other popstars, so i think that it was all a set up!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: abbey cox at May 21, 2004 07:02 PM

Are you possibly suggesting that it is the media circus manipulating the medium and public, in order to increase sales?

Surely not! I'm shocked, how could such a thing be possible?



Posted by: Kev at May 23, 2004 02:33 PM

I totally agree with abbey cox. this must surely be a set-up. theres no way that his song was not copyrighted and anyone can just steal the tune. also i think that its beginning to make people hate Frankee now. coz if the song was true, she would be in the wrong and shouldnt be so proud about havin sex with any joe. (i bet frankee was one of the backup singers for I Dont want you back!!) LOL

Posted by: Magician at May 28, 2004 12:01 PM

wel da funny thing is frankee attempts 2 get eamon bak in her version of the song but she contradicts this by justifying herself with the lyrics in her song of why eamon calls her a h.e, sure youd go theres always 2 sides to a story n than use lyrics such as she does which makes her look even more like a sl.t. But than again the chances are eamon hasnt ever heard of her like he says but shes just a grl throwing her hands up going "hiii im da h.e that eamons talking bout but his sex was whack hehehe" honestly woman justify your own view not backup eamons 1

Posted by: billy at May 30, 2004 04:50 AM

I'm not sure how people can even listen to this type of music. If they were so hurt, by the issue then why would they share the story to the whole world.

Cheating is a series issue and while you express your feelings by swearing through the whole song takes out the whole mood of the song.

When people hear this song they dont think hey this song ias about a guy whose been cheated, people thing "Wow this has a lot of swearing in it"

Posted by: Jared Smith at May 30, 2004 08:41 AM

The tune is rather catchy. I found Eamon's version rather amusing but at times moving.
Frankee on the other hand made me hate the song. It seems that Frankee is on a mission to prove to the World what a sl*t she is, all I can say is she does a bl**dy good job! Songs like this aren't ideal in helping young teens to mature emotionally.

Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2004 11:20 PM

Wow, look a thread has developed on Angry Beaton.

However I can't believe the subject matter that has provoked it.

Firstly, to Magician: obviously I also agree with Abbey Cox. The tone of my comment was ironic, I'm fairly sure that was blindingly obvious.

But anyhoo, I digress.
At least 90% of chart related music is put together, fake, marketing bullshit. That no-one gives a rats cack about.

Sorry to pop your little bubble, but even the Monkees weren't a real band. We are not talking about a new phenomenen here.

Are we really worried about how this affects teens, or the devaluation of the seriousness of infidelity? Maybe we should ban all music with opinions other than our own. Or maybe we should just forget about it as we naturally will in a few weeks when the marketing of this piece of crap has run out of steam.

I'm going now. Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Posted by: Kev at May 31, 2004 11:08 AM

I personaly love both of the songs and I know they arent lying but I wont tell you cuz you will probably say I am a lyer but I think they are being turthful and honest and if they arent then I am stupid for believing they are.

Posted by: Nelly at June 1, 2004 09:25 PM

I like both the songs but I definetly agree with abbey cox cus i doubt that frankee can just take the tune from his song without permission. But, again, I agree, why is Frankee going around saying how much of a h.o she is? if she says there two sides to any story, why is she just proving eamon is right? ok...

Posted by: katie at June 5, 2004 07:20 PM

Nelly, what are you on?

You "know they arent lying but I wont tell you cuz you will probably say I am a lyer"

You won't tell me what?
That they aren't lying? but you just did.

Or you know why they aren't lying, now that would be more of an interesting point, however I am fairly sure you know nothing.

Now, you may believe that you are only stupid if you are wrong for believing thay are being honest and "turthful" (which seems to indicate that you don't know why they aren't lying) I must point out to you that your extremely poor grammar and spelling, suggests that you are stupid anyway.

Posted by: Kev at June 6, 2004 12:36 PM

i think that eamon is great and frankee is ok but a bitch and eamon is the hot's man i every Nikki baker

Posted by: nikki at June 10, 2004 09:41 AM


illiterate freaks, the lot of them!

Come on then, I'll take you all on.

Posted by: Kev at June 10, 2004 07:29 PM

I prefered Eamons song rather than frankie's, like what everyone else has said frankie has just contradicted herself which is rather daft.
Its just for popularity really both really good songs all in all rapped up.

Good thread anyway.

Posted by: Today is not your day, tommorow isant looking good either at June 10, 2004 07:55 PM

hello can you send me a e-mail from frankee

Posted by: monique phillips at June 11, 2004 11:42 AM

Frankee is well better than Eamon and i think every1 knows that they have not got together to create money like abbey cox said they hate each other get it through your head!!

i support FRANKEE all the way!!!!!!!

Posted by: Danika Aindow at June 11, 2004 05:58 PM

Monique: Huh? Gurl, I sure hope you're joking.

Or high.

But anyway, this whole Eamon-Frankee thing is a pathetic media ploy to attract attention that wouldn't otherwise be merited by two such obviously crappy and highly unoriginal rap/hiphop/whatever "songs".

And Kev, illiteracy isn't a crime. Just tacky (and, okay, kind of sad).

Mark my words - somewhere out there, Fred and Ginger are turning in their graves.

Posted by: Silk at June 11, 2004 06:01 PM

Well, this really is keeping me entertained now.

Fair point Silk. I just couldn't resist having a go.

But to echo your words to Monique.
Perhaps it's medication time, do you know where you are?

Also to Danika, have you actually read Abbey Cox's entry?

She thinks they have got together to make money and they don't really hate each other.

That is what all this has been about. Oh, and a literacy campaign, and seeing hoo iz de hotest (sic)

Incidentally, I personally find it hilarious that those ringtone ads are selling both songs as seperate tracks.


That's been part of the media sell on this.

Or maybe we could have a debate on which ringtone is better?

Posted by: Kev at June 12, 2004 04:46 PM

Having re-read Danika's entry, I now realise she was disageeing with Abbey Cox.

No I am not a victim of stupidity.

A simple thing known as the comma would have allowed the sentance to be read correctly.

Puntctuation is such a marvellous thing, please don't let it die of ignorance. ( or something like that )

Posted by: Kev at June 12, 2004 05:57 PM

Personally dislike both songs but some Yahoo news might help clear this up -

Posted by: Bob at June 12, 2004 09:48 PM

i think that the songs that Eamon and Frankee sang are great and it is different for the music industry to bring out something like that. I say it is really, really kool!!!

Posted by: Davina isaac at June 26, 2004 06:54 AM

I just love Eamon's song, as well as Frankee's, although Eamon's is better. It was cool to see a reply to Eamon's song and they did a good job at doing this.
Personally, I thought Frankee was not all that and it was good to have someone reply to Eamon, but she just went too far with the whole sex wasn't great thing. Frankee's version was just dirty, Eamon's was "clean" and straight to the point.
Eamon ROCKS!!!!!

Posted by: Rickieshar Isaac at June 26, 2004 07:08 AM

Hey Frankee fans ! I've just launched my Frankee fansite: Hope yall like it ! :) Sha�

Posted by: Sha�neze at June 26, 2004 11:15 AM

Frankee and Eamon never went out, Eamon wrote the song , then his record company had Frankee do a rebuttal, and they sent it to Eamon, And he approved it! Then Frankee started saying she did go out with him WHICH WAS NOT TRUE! But eamon gets the money everytime its played lol.

Posted by: Mike at June 30, 2004 02:18 AM

New Frankee fansite:

Posted by: Sha�neze at June 30, 2004 02:05 PM

Fuck it, they can't say it on the radio yet, when are nelly and kelly gonna do the same??

Posted by: Kev at July 3, 2004 10:12 PM

I would like to point out to anyone reading this, that the Kev above is a different Kev to myself.
I have been contributing to this thread throughout.

As you can see our sentance structure, grasp of grammar and reality are somewhat at odds.

Posted by: Kev at July 4, 2004 04:03 PM

I fink dat eamon has a better version but frankees is more catchier. this was all just a ste up but dat is just my oppinion.
I love john!!!!! Byeee

Posted by: gem at July 8, 2004 09:42 AM

i think it was all a bunch of shit i h8 Eamon but frankee is mega fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Gazza at July 8, 2004 09:44 AM

I think the songs are ok, but i don�t like Eamons voice, he doesn�t really sing that well,but obviously talent doesn�t have anything to do with it anymore!On that aspect I like Frankee�s voice her music video it shows that he cheated on her in my opinion...�frankee and eamon are bothe sluts and diserve each other..

Posted by: elisabeth at July 8, 2004 09:17 PM

well i think that they are both still in love because in frankee's version she says "if you really didnt care you woulndt wanna share telling every-one how you feel" and she does the same so if you ask me they still have strong feelings for each other and i know it as she also tells people how she feels so i think they are going to get back into a secret relationship and i think that they are just doing it for the money but i still think that frankee's song is better because eamon called her those names and that wasnt nice at all!!!

Posted by: bex at July 10, 2004 12:55 PM

I think Eamon story is true.But Frankee is a lier and i think that she likes him she just wonts Eamon to have all the money he wonts Iam on Eamon side.So what if my friends dont agree Iam his BIGGEST fan no one can change my mind.

10th July my 11th Birthday in 4 days 2004 1:19
PS plase send me a card or a happy birthday at 22 green way Brockworth Gloucester Gl3 4NN you dont have to send a card

Posted by: Connie Duffy at July 10, 2004 01:20 PM

you all are dumb frankees song is way better eamon is the nasty one with songs i love them come one how stupid her songs have meaning and i'm her biggest fan i dont care what any of u say i'm her biggest fan go frankee

Posted by: frankee fan at July 11, 2004 02:13 AM

so it was a big lie yall need to stop this and stop makeing the fans belive it true cause it will upset us all Eamon go ahead keep on doing what ya doing u are the best anyways u r the hotest man frankee ok but she is a bitch and stealer,backstabber dont know what the hell u talking about your ass bonk u anit no good

Posted by: Kasey at July 15, 2004 02:15 AM

i total agreed with kasey iam on eamon side

Posted by: laqeracshia at July 15, 2004 02:19 AM


Posted by: kasey at July 15, 2004 02:22 AM

hi everyone , seems to me its a set-up , eamon and frankee the both make a one team to sell there cassets a lot . and i am not in any side .
see you all ,

Posted by: jaafar adel at July 16, 2004 06:04 PM

i like eamon but frankeey i not she is a hoel i am is my favor fan

Posted by: michelle at August 2, 2004 06:33 PM

Well idonno what eamon single is but frrankee's was off the heeeebeeee's brother4 amen to that ah

Posted by: ila at August 13, 2004 10:14 AM

i love eamons is the best frankees i really dont know what to say

Posted by: jennifer lopez at August 14, 2004 01:01 AM


Posted by: LANI at August 17, 2004 07:35 AM

I think dat Frankee needs to get her own song instead of copying of Eamon, she cant even sing!!!

Posted by: Bernice at August 24, 2004 12:29 AM

Frankee needs to make her own songs up instead of copying!! She cant sing for shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sissy at August 24, 2004 12:44 AM

It's all fake, they havn't even met each other! They dont even know each other from a bar of sope

Posted by: Bernice at September 1, 2004 01:46 AM

I thing Eamon doesn't know Frankee, but what happen is when Eamon sing his song then Frankee copy like she knows him.Maybe she fancies Eamon.

Posted by: Pamela at September 2, 2004 03:25 PM

Frankee kicks a** with this song.
I personally LOVE it!
Eamon is a jerk. And I am proud that Frankee is standing up to that a**hole.

Posted by: Larrisa at September 22, 2004 06:47 PM

I actually don't care what its all about. What I care is, I LIKE THE SONG, both of their versions.

Posted by: Nadz at September 30, 2004 09:30 AM

I like both versions. I believe that Frankee isn't an Eamon's ex-girlfriend.
A kiss to Frankee, from a portuguese fan :D

Posted by: M�nica at October 16, 2004 07:47 PM

i swear this hole thing is a set-up , frankee could've taken permission from eamon to use the same song but with different lyrics and by the way i read in that eamon doesnt even heard the name "FRANKEE" before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: nivo at October 23, 2004 02:28 PM